Dec
10th
Wed
10th
Explaining the whole shaving thing to my 5 yr old daughter
- Me: Do you like when I kiss you with my beard?
- R: NO! It tickles!
- Me: See, I can't kiss girls with all this beard. And if I can't kiss pretty girls, I may as well...
- R: ...move to another town?
- Me: Uh, yea! That's what I was going to say.
- R: A town with only boys?
- Me: Yea, I suppose.
