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Tarot Kibbitzing
If some day you find yourself present while your partner is attempting a serious tarot reading for a credulous 12 year old boy, here are some gems guaranteed to make you appear wise yet detached:
- The Fool’s weak, sure, but he’ll evolve into Complete Moron.
- The Two of Cups, also known as the Zero of Girlfriends! Sorry, Dude.
- Seriously, if you get lower than 12 charisma, you’re allowed to reroll the character.
- Also, never buy oysters on Sunday, if you know what I mean.
Feel free to add your own wisdom to this list.
