Jan
23rd
Wed
23rd
Bill Clinton: 'Screw It, I'm Running For President'
“No longer will I have to endure watching candidates like Hillary Clinton engaging in single-pump handshakes with voters, as I use every last ounce of restraint not to shout out, ‘No! Warm double-clasp! Warm double-clasp!’” Clinton said. “America deserves someone who can do it right.”
